Some Mindless Banter if You Care to Listen...

You know, I really wish you could pick the font-size of your punctuation in your facebook posts. Why? Because it kind of seems weird to me BOGGLES me when people respond to a post like, "That's funny." or "That's hilarious." It doesn't seem genuine to me. "Yeah, I can really tell that you enjoyed that post in the way that you misappropriated the punctuation to the statement." Let me rub it in a little just how much I noticed their lack of effort to emphasize the emotion that consumed the majority of their remark.

Androids should die. I'm sorry, no, I'm not sorry. I've spent that past three weeks trying to get used to a prepaid phone (that just stopped working already, by the way) and it's repaying me with a headache. Honestly, any phone that isn't an Apple doesn't belong in my purse. Besides, for the first time in my life I have the wonderous pleasure of data. This becomes an ENORMOUS reliability when I lose my way MINDLESS trying to find my way through Melbourne.
See this wouldn't happen if people built their cities on a grid and stuck with it. I have NO point of reference, thus I'm not even positivity sure which way North is (I know when I wake up in the morning the Sun is in the sky, that's about it). I can't look to the horizon and spot ANYTHING that tells me which direction I'm looking in. No mountains, no tallest-building-in-the-world-you-can-see-it-from-space, NADA. Only confusion and anxiety. It feels hopeless. I've almost become content with the assumption that if I ever moved permanently outside Utah, my death would be very quick to follow. I'm almost there...dear me.

Henry MUST have perfect symmetry before we begin family prayer. If we are not all placed in a perfect circle he will tell the misfitting individuals where to move as to complete the shape. Then he returns to his own spot in absolute contentment and closes his eyes (he's so cute sometimes).

Schmidt from New Girl is the funniest man alive, I swear. I can scroll through Pinterest posts/links for hours laughing my head off. Eventually I inhale to a good day renewed.

I'm done, for today. Goodnight.

Jess